...cruise directing.

Three mornings every week my job starts at 6:30 am, where I am essentially attendance monitor, food guarder, coffee drinker and cruise director. On these mornings I am the only one here until 8 am and then we are the only two here until 9. By the time the last people come in at 10:30, my day is half over. If you haven’t already guessed, my job is not very hard. When I get her eat 6:30 I unlock as many as three doors and turn on the respective lights, then I greet students who mainly ignore me until 7 am. In the two hours I’m alone I Facebook, I listen to music on MySpace and also, I’m pretty addicted to Olsen’s Anonymous... then when people get here I write and it makes me look like I’m working very hard. I’m really just a well paid cruise director... a well paid, highly caffeinated cruise director.