...and you're not invited.

Nope, it may be your bathtub but I'm having some quality time with your rubber duck...who doesn't think you treat him well by the way. He misses you since you started taking showers.

Why not be alone right now- to bathe that is. Bathing is not really a group activity. It just seems like a way to exchange dirt.
"I need to get the subway off me."
"Ok. I'll trade you for the indie band I saw at that dive bar last night."

None too bright, if you ask me. But you didn't, you just want your bathtub back. You can have your bathtub when I am finished but I warn you- I'm not pruney yet at all and it's warm in here. I lit candles.